+1 tactical officer

[originalredshirt]

Hello again everyone, this is Hawk, your friendly neighborhood Sousuke Aizen, bringing you character number two: Lieutenant Malcolm Reed from the television show Star Trek: Enterprise. For those who don't know, Malcolm here is the tactical/armory officer and token British guy on board the NX-01 Enterprise. He takes his job very seriously, will do anything to keep his crew safe, gets way too excited about blowing things up, and is really good at his job except for when his captain does something stupid (which is all the time). Outside of his job, he's sarcastic and is a good guy when he actually attempts at being social, which isn't often, and does not know how to deal with women at all. What he'll be trying to hide is that his canonpoint has broken all self esteem and everything he's built up personality wise during his time on the ship and that he's kind of lost on what to do now that he's not locked up in his ship's brig for treason. It's a long story.

He's currently sleeping on the bench in the park staying in F1 006 with his partner Gabumon. As always, you can reach me on plurk at solutionbeta and over on AIM at requicksilvered.

IC intro will be put up when it's not one in the morning.

Comments

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no intro at 1AM Hawk this is clearly the best decision

[originalredshirt]

if I put something up right now, it will be him sitting in a disaster zone munching on something and calmly going "I've come at a bad time then?"

[interconnect]

that actually sounds hella hilarious to me right now

do it

[originalredshirt]

it's because we just came off on tactical boat ramping action, isn't it. I am not going to do this because I know better.

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fuck yes it is

c'moooon haaaaaaaawk

[originalredshirt]

just so you're aware, Malcolm doesn't have a #yolo roll that he can abuse.

cute kittyface will not work on me, DJ.

[interconnect]

no but he does have a #trouble twin roll he can abuse instead!

oh fine then >\

[originalredshirt]

he can only roll that when there's a Trip nearby.

don't worry, I'll post tomorrow.

[interconnect]

Okaaaaaaay.

[originalredshirt]

DJ DJ how could I forget the best part of getting Malcolm in game.



amazing Dominic Keating gifs

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I-it was 1AM???

[originalredshirt]

look, I have been waiting for the chance to abuse all of my gifs. How could I forget this I am an awful person.

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Edit them in! Quick!!

[originalredshirt]

[stages]

Roomie!

[originalredshirt]

Hi roomie! Don't mind if Malcolm sees who he's rooming with and just. leaves and doesn't come back for a while.

[stages]

Fair warning: Saber may or may not annex his part of the room during his absence.

[originalredshirt]

He'd probably be okay with it since he's not living there. And then commend her for putting the space to good use.

[stages]

Oh, he'd be more than welcome to move back in! It's just that she'd then consider him a Roman citizen. Which means taxes. (And also the Emperor's protection, but mostly taxes.)

[originalredshirt]

Once he hears that, he's going to attempt to take back his room by force.

[stages]

This epic siege will go down in history.

[chemistryinmotion]

wow LOOK AT THIS DELAYED RESPONSE but holy crap i headcanon wally as like the hugest trekkie ever and

NOW WE HAVE A STAR TREK CHARACTER fhsldgk

would it... be okay to break the 4th wall with him?? i didn't want to just assume and then it not be okay (ninja)

[originalredshirt]

It's perfectly okay to break the fourth wall with him. He's been through far worse than that.