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Hello, folks! I'm Kevin (![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
dickable), and I'm brand new to this joint. With me, I bring the incomparable Saber (Playable, not that douchebag gawain Enemy), from Fate/Extra. She's... just great, really. Just ask her!
Real Talk, for a second: she's an overly-intense, melodramatic, egotistical midget, who is unhealthily attached to her Master (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
doesnotgetit), and who once strangled a lion with her bare hands, while nude, in the goddamn Colosseum.
Sometimes I wonder if the phrase "hot mess" might have been invented to describe her.
But, no, there's something oddly endearing about her, and I hope you folks end up enjoying having her inflicted upon you as much as I enjoy inflicting her upon others.
Anyway, super-excited to be here, looking forward to playing with everyone, standard neophyte intro spiel, etc. She's gonna be staying in F1 006... at least, when she isn't curled up at the foot of Hakuno's bed like a puppy. Oh, and, speaking of puppies, her partner is an adorable Salamon (which will someday evolve into the Great Satan, which, given her relations with early Christians, is... really appropriate).
Real Talk, for a second: she's an overly-intense, melodramatic, egotistical midget, who is unhealthily attached to her Master (
doesnotgetit), and who once strangled a lion with her bare hands, while nude, in the goddamn Colosseum.Sometimes I wonder if the phrase "hot mess" might have been invented to describe her.
But, no, there's something oddly endearing about her, and I hope you folks end up enjoying having her inflicted upon you as much as I enjoy inflicting her upon others.
Anyway, super-excited to be here, looking forward to playing with everyone, standard neophyte intro spiel, etc. She's gonna be staying in F1 006... at least, when she isn't curled up at the foot of Hakuno's bed like a puppy. Oh, and, speaking of puppies, her partner is an adorable Salamon (which will someday evolve into the Great Satan, which, given her relations with early Christians, is... really appropriate).
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the answer is no
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this is going to be
f...un...
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LOOK SHE WOULD HAVE DONE THIS BACK IN MAYFIELD IF SHE'D HAD SMALL CHILDREN let's be real
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yeah I. I really can't argue with that.
BUT HAKUNO WANTS TO PROVE THAT SHE'S A NICE PERSON UNDER ALL THAT HARSH ATTITUDE AND THIS REALLY WON'T HELP....
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she just
is very possessive of hakuno
(also fuck angels, fuck those guys)
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draws on her face in laundry marker
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